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Death is the greatest kick of all. Thats why they save it for last!
When you judge others you don’t define them you define yourself.. :-)
Unlike Ludacris, i dont have hoes in different area codes
Im spinning in my chair right now.Oh wait, my chair dosent spin.
Police: %n Did you kill *any screen name* %n: no of course i didnt police: hmmm i c....... %n, i would run if i were you bc i no you killed them,the dude u killed was my COUSIN!!!!
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If one sychronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
If they say TVs so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
Im spending some quality time with my pilow... and doing my spelling too (zzzzzzz):-D
Studying. Notice how they conviently put "DYING" at the end of this word?
im so cool i make the ice cubes shiver!
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# The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro
NEXT!!! Can I help you? Nah. I just stood in line to say hi.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
you tweet me, i tweet back, you don't reply. what's all that about? if you don't want to talk to me, don't tweet me in the first place.
i hope dis is just a nightmare. im gonna wake up & open my eyes..... 1, 2, 3.... it's not a dream. it's not a nightmare. it is HELL.....
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