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iF yOu LoVe Me [ say it ] iF yOu TrUsT mE [ do it ] iF yOu WaNt Me [ show it ] CaNt LiVe WiThOuT mE? [ prove it ]
Trying to bang my head on the wall so hard that it knocks me unconsious. Be back if I fail...if you dont hear from me in a litl while it worked!!!
God made elks, god made deers, God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS
Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away
When you tell a gurl she is hot, you are looking at her body, when you tell a gurl she is pretty, you are looking at her face, and when you tell a gurl she is beautiful, you are looking at her heart.
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If one sychronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
If they say TVs so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
Im spending some quality time with my pilow... and doing my spelling too (zzzzzzz):-D
Studying. Notice how they conviently put "DYING" at the end of this word?
im so cool i make the ice cubes shiver!
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# The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro
NEXT!!! Can I help you? Nah. I just stood in line to say hi.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
you tweet me, i tweet back, you don't reply. what's all that about? if you don't want to talk to me, don't tweet me in the first place.
i hope dis is just a nightmare. im gonna wake up & open my eyes..... 1, 2, 3.... it's not a dream. it's not a nightmare. it is HELL.....
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