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sorry if i hurt your feelings i was aiming for your balls
If I hate you, Im doing something more worth while than talking 2 u... if I like you, Im doing something that I wouldnt be if I could help it... if youre Taylor Ellenburg, David Waddell, or any of the other hot guys at my school... I think youre all self absorbed jackasses.
~~~***!!!<3 Sorry my brother fell in the toilet brb <3!!!***~~~
Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?!! ~Sixteen Candles (IM me...xHaPiLyEvRaFtRx)
please wait... Now THATS how you keep an idiot busy.
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If one sychronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
If they say TVs so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
Im spending some quality time with my pilow... and doing my spelling too (zzzzzzz):-D
Studying. Notice how they conviently put "DYING" at the end of this word?
im so cool i make the ice cubes shiver!
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# The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro
NEXT!!! Can I help you? Nah. I just stood in line to say hi.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
you tweet me, i tweet back, you don't reply. what's all that about? if you don't want to talk to me, don't tweet me in the first place.
i hope dis is just a nightmare. im gonna wake up & open my eyes..... 1, 2, 3.... it's not a dream. it's not a nightmare. it is HELL.....
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