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Britney spears is just like my computer, white, cheep, and plastic!
Philadelphia Eagles are like barbi dolls they dont move!
life without yu is like a broken pencil.. [ theres just no point ]
If water was vodka and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up... but water aint vodka and i aint a duck... so pass me the bottle & shut the fuck up!!!
A good friend will pick you back up when you fall but your best friend will laugh and trip you again ;-)%t
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If one sychronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
If they say TVs so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
Im spending some quality time with my pilow... and doing my spelling too (zzzzzzz):-D
Studying. Notice how they conviently put "DYING" at the end of this word?
im so cool i make the ice cubes shiver!
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# The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro
NEXT!!! Can I help you? Nah. I just stood in line to say hi.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
you tweet me, i tweet back, you don't reply. what's all that about? if you don't want to talk to me, don't tweet me in the first place.
i hope dis is just a nightmare. im gonna wake up & open my eyes..... 1, 2, 3.... it's not a dream. it's not a nightmare. it is HELL.....
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