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Steps To Reach Me: 1)Call my cell phone (if ya dunno the # call my house) 2) If i pick up youre in luck, If I dont pick up LEAVE A MESSAGE 3)Ill talk to you or call you back...thats how to reach me. later
If Europe goes bankrupt, I might buy Portugal as a fixer-upper. Depends on the number of bathrooms.
you&&me.. [we could make the world jealous]
WE ARE ALL BORN DIAMONDS , NEED POLISHING AND CUTTING
WHY CANT I BE RICH INSTEAD OF SO DAMN GOOD LOOKING!!!!
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If one sychronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
If they say TVs so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
Im spending some quality time with my pilow... and doing my spelling too (zzzzzzz):-D
Studying. Notice how they conviently put "DYING" at the end of this word?
im so cool i make the ice cubes shiver!
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# The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro
NEXT!!! Can I help you? Nah. I just stood in line to say hi.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
you tweet me, i tweet back, you don't reply. what's all that about? if you don't want to talk to me, don't tweet me in the first place.
i hope dis is just a nightmare. im gonna wake up & open my eyes..... 1, 2, 3.... it's not a dream. it's not a nightmare. it is HELL.....
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