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*I am me* There will not ever be anyone like me. I am special because I am unique. I am stardust and dreams. I am light. I am love and hope. I am hugs and sometimes tears. I am the words "I love you". I am swirls of blue, gree, red, yellow, purple, orange, and the colors no one can name I am the sky, the sea, the earth........
girls are like a presant on christmas hoo the fuck cares about the wrapping rip the shit open and get to the presant inside
I aint here caue we arabs got things to do not to dis on u american peeps.....ya ill sticc w/that......leave me a mes.! bye baby!
"hang on there, Bell, you cant go rammin a mans personal things into some hole like that!" "is that so" Leave a message...
When life hands u lemons...stick em in your bra!
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If one sychronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
If they say TVs so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
Im spending some quality time with my pilow... and doing my spelling too (zzzzzzz):-D
Studying. Notice how they conviently put "DYING" at the end of this word?
im so cool i make the ice cubes shiver!
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# The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro
NEXT!!! Can I help you? Nah. I just stood in line to say hi.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
you tweet me, i tweet back, you don't reply. what's all that about? if you don't want to talk to me, don't tweet me in the first place.
i hope dis is just a nightmare. im gonna wake up & open my eyes..... 1, 2, 3.... it's not a dream. it's not a nightmare. it is HELL.....
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