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Seeing if there really are 1000 sheets of toilet paper in each roll.
Me and my b/fs favorite thing in school is hands on activities..in my room!**;)
friends are like elavator buttons...... they either take you up or bring you down..
youve reached (your name). This is her refridgerator, he/she isnt here right now. but if you leave a message, ill put it on a lil Post-It Note and stick it on myself and make sure that he/she gets it! have a nice day!
you made me go into the bathroom n made me get sick cause you told me you had a small dick!<3
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If one sychronized swimmer drowns do the rest all have to drown too?
If they say TVs so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?
Im spending some quality time with my pilow... and doing my spelling too (zzzzzzz):-D
Studying. Notice how they conviently put "DYING" at the end of this word?
im so cool i make the ice cubes shiver!
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# The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro
NEXT!!! Can I help you? Nah. I just stood in line to say hi.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
you tweet me, i tweet back, you don't reply. what's all that about? if you don't want to talk to me, don't tweet me in the first place.
i hope dis is just a nightmare. im gonna wake up & open my eyes..... 1, 2, 3.... it's not a dream. it's not a nightmare. it is HELL.....
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